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T-SQL STUFF – Taking it to the limit

11th April 2023 By John McCormack 3 Comments

I don’t often go down code based rabbit holes, its just not what I do day to day but a while back, someone asked on twitter’s #sqlhelp hashtag if there was a character length limit to the STUFF function. The documentation didn’t have an answer. For that reason only, I decided to take a look. By some coincidence this month on behalf of T-SQL Tuesday, Reitse Eskens (b|t) asks:

“What are your most fun script, procedures or statements that you’ve written”

T-SQL Tuesday #161 Invitation. Having fun with T-SQL

So, I thought I’d share my code. Spoiler alert I ran it up to 50 million characters on my laptop and it kept working but it started to take a long time (4H, 28 minutes). Going up to these limits is not your day to day typical use of the function, it’s quite unusual and not really a production scenario. I’m not sure this code serves any useful purpose but by sharing, it saves it sitting smugly in my “SillyStuff” folder doing nothing.

What is the point of the STUFF function

There’s no point in me paraphrasing, here is Microsoft’s own explanation: The STUFF function inserts a string into another string. It deletes a specified length of characters in the first string at the start position and then inserts the second string into the first string at the start position.

So in my example where I am trying to stuff text into 50 million character long strings, it’s a mostly pointless exercise in terms of reality. A good use case might include obfuscating something sensitive like PII data, formatting dates and times with non standard characters or simply inserting a string at a specific place within another string.

The Code

/*
	This came about after @PamelaMooney tweeted: #SQLHelp Is anyone aware of a character length on the STUFF function?
	I still don't have a definitive answer but I can get it working up to 50 million characters. If you are stuffing beyond that, good luck to you.
*/

DECLARE @var NVARCHAR(MAX) = N''
DECLARE @counter int = 0
WHILE @counter < 200001
BEGIN
SET @var += '500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv'

SET @counter +=1
END
SELECT STUFF(@var, 5, 1, ' Still works! ')
SELECT LEN(@var)

I’m going to leave it there for now, its a waste of CPU cycles if I keep trying to break it. If anyone wants to push this to the limit, please feel free to let me know the results in the comments. I hope it was a fun read, back when I hosted T-SQL Tuesday, I asked about snippets of useful code. Although this is not so useful, it’s the type of topic I like to see offered.

T-SQL Tuesday #143 Wrap Up

19th October 2021 By John McCormack 2 Comments

What an honour it was to host T-SQL Tuesday this month and I received some really great submissions. This wrap up post aims to give a quick insight into each of them in the hope that more members of the SQL Family can find some time to click on them and learn more. I counted 22 posts including my own which was a great response. If you missed the original invite, you can find the link below.

T-SQL Tuesday #143 – Short code examples

I learned so much by hosting this and made sure I gave due care to reading every post. It was also a lot of fun and allowed me to interact with people in the community that I haven’t met before. If you haven’t hosted T-SQL Tuesday before, please contact Steve Jones as we are always looking for new hosts.

Wrap Up

Rob Farley – Short and to the point like I asked for, Rob details a quick way to find objects. And he was happy to clear up for the reader that I didn’t mean GOTO as in the old BASIC syntax you could run on your commodore 64. (For me it was an Amstrad CPC464)
http://blogs.lobsterpot.com.au/2021/10/12/go-to-scripts/

Koen Verbeek – Koen shows us numbers tables, tally tables and a dates table. These are really useful constructs for allowing your queries to go “set based”. Essential reading for anyone who cares about performance. https://sqlkover.com/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Aaron Bertrand – Aaron shows us how he “bulletproofs” his answers for dba.stackexchange and Stack Overflow. db<>fiddle was new to me. I love some of Aaron’s demo database names like [master (Restoring…)]. I ran the create command on my test instance and had to drop the DB right away as it was giving me the chills.
https://sqlblog.org/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-worst-metadata

Deborah Melkin – Deborah shows us a really useful debugging trick when creating stored procedures that use dynamic sql. Many of us have been lost in dynamic sql at some point, and this snippet is great at helping you see where you are.
https://debthedba.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Kenneth Fisher – Kenneth shares a compendium of previous posts which all require some serious reading. My favourite was “all jobs that ran during a given time frame”
https://sqlstudies.com/2021/10/12/code-examples-t-sql-tuesday-143/

Jeff Hill – Jeff shared 4 great PowerShell snippets. True to this month’s request, they are short and incredibly useful. Want to know what version of Windows you are running on your Server or when it was last rebooted, look no further.
https://sqladm.in/posts/tsql-tuesday-143/

Chad Baldwin – Chad is a newcomer to T-SQL Tuesday and chipped in with a stellar first post. I must admit, I’ve never given much thought to how to format a result set as I’ll usually do it in the client, but when you need to; it is possible as Chad shows. But that’s only the start. There’s too much to discuss in this digest as he also covers tally tables, random numbers and overcoming the divide by 0 problem. Did I mention he also covers docker, monitoring/filtering log files and setting aliases. Cap doffed.
https://chadbaldwin.net/2021/10/12/tsql-tuesday-short-code.html

Andy Yun – Random numbers, random delays (I wonder if Scotrail use this script) and random strings. Thanks Andy for a great post. There are great scripts on their own and for building into more complex ones.
https://sqlbek.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-random-fun/

Kevin Chant – Kevin discusses just how to get the most out Glenn Berry’s diagnostic scripts, specifically in relation to missing indexes. He also shows a create table syntax and highlights how effective it has been for him in his training sessions around Dev Ops.
https://www.kevinrchant.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-two-of-my-personal-go-to-scripts/

Andy Mallon – Andy stores all of his useful scripts in a DBA database. It’s a popular approach and I was hoping someone would mention this. Andy goes beyond this though and has converted a lot of scripts into Stored Procedures. Whilst having a local scripts folder is great; if you can put your code into a stored procedure in a database which you deploy to all the servers you manage, there is no need to panic and find the scripts when the pressure is on. I must admit I love this approach and I’ll be downloading Andy’s database to look further into it.
https://am2.co/2021/10/t-sql-tuesday-143-my-favorite-short-scripts/

Jason Brimhall – Jason talks about all things endpoints here and I found the code examples so handy. I’ve already used them. Not only can you use them to validate your endpoints, but you can also use them to fix some issues as well. On a personal note, just what I needed.
http s ://bit.ly/3lAOMmF

Tom Zika – Tom shares loads of useful snippets including regex and t-sql. Wow – one regex snippet shows us how to find table variable declarations and turn them into temp tables. You could make a killing selling this one trick to consultants. Tom also shares a mega handy way to check permissions using impersonation as well as a great method to find referencing objects.
https://straightforwardsql.com/posts/short-code-examples/

Mikey Bronowski – Mikey shows us a handy way to execute multiple queries including dynamic ones and also tells us about agent_datetime() function. I have to admit I’ve never used that function but it looks so useful for when you are interrogating those msdb agent job tables. I will definitely be adding it my list. Finally, he shares a useful query for pulling back table data with his added enhancement (however a nice little plug for DBATools hints he now has a better way of approaching this).
https://bronowski.it/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Todd Kleinhans – Todd focuses on Python and he is the only person to do so. I won’t give away his one liner but it’s just the sort of thing I was looking for. Are you feeling Zen?
https://toddkleinhans.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-import-this/

Mala Mahadevan – Mala shares some top class queries for interrogating query store. Query store has so much useful data that knowing how to get started querying it will be a big win for some.
https://curiousaboutdata.com/2021/10/12/tsql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Chad Callihan – Chad mentioned 3 handy t-sql snippets and then shared a gem for keeping Brent Ozar’s First Responder Kit up to date. (Hint he uses DBATools). DBATools and FRK are amongst the most essential free tools for any DBA and beyond. If you run anything like sp_blitz or sp_blitzcache, it’s worth keeping it up to date and this method shows how to do it in only a few lines of code.
https://callihandata.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-handy-short-scripts/

Deepthi Goguri – Deepthi shares some of the best of the rest by highlighting some of her favourite community scripts. From help with migrations to troubleshooting replication, it just goes to show that there’s no need to reinvent the wheel when there’s a perfectly good script out there that meets your needs.
https://dbanuggets.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Steve Jones – Did you know that you could get a tally table with just 4 key strokes? Steve shows you how, leveraging on the power of SQL Prompt by Redgate. This is taking snippets to a new level.
https://voiceofthedba.com/2021/10/13/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code/

Jess Pomfret – Aloha to Jess who squeezes her entry in on time due to the Hawaiian time loophole. Want to find out if certain accounts are local admins on remote servers? Jess shares a quick and efficient method for finding this out. Being Jess, of course she is using PowerShell to make her life easier. I for one will be stealing this.
https://jesspomfret.com/t-sql-tuesday-143/

Eitan Blumin – Eitan takes the opportunity to link to some of his past blog posts which are full of useful code however he doesn’t stop there. With a new entry for T-SQL Tuesday, Eitan shows us how to move database files to a new location in Always On Availability Groups without breaking HADR. Ok at 374 lines, it’s a bit more than a snippet but it’s really great code so we’ll let that one slide.
https://eitanblumin.com/2021/10/13/t-sql-tuesday-143-powershell-move-db-files-alwayson-availability-groups/

Shane O’Neill – Shane also mentions agent_datetime(). It’s a cool function for converting the very user unfriendly ms format that we see in msdb tables. Shane points out it might not be the most efficient function however when you don’t have much data to bring back, it’s much quicker than rewriting the thing. Shane being Shane (Big Powershell fan) also points out a few great PowerShell commands for formatting and sorting and shows how they can be used in conjunction with other commands that yield really useful results.
https://nocolumnname.blog/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

P.S. I’ve taken every bit of care to check my comments and on twitter but if I have missed your post, please let me know and I’ll include it immediately.

Free SQL Tools to make your life easier

9th February 2021 By John McCormack 2 Comments

I’ve written and spoken about free SQL tools to make your life easier on a few occasions. It was the subject of my presentation at SQLBits 2020 so I was delighted to see Mikey Brownowski (b|t) choose tooling as the subject for February’s T-SQL Tuesday #135. #tsl2sday.

In this month’s t-SQL Tuesday, Mikey asks us to “Write a blog post about the most helpful and effective tools you use or know of.” I use quite a few free tools. I love the way the SQL Community embraces sharing and I know I wouldn’t have achieved a fraction of my career success without free tools. In my SQLBits talk, I discussed the following free tools:

For this post, I will focus on Statistics Parser, written by Richie Rump (b|t). My blog has info on some other free sql tools as well.

Statistics Parser

Legend

Legend has it that Richie Rump wrote it during a Brent Ozar conference session. I asked him about this and he told me:

Well, I started it in one of his training classes. It was in Atlanta. It was the last day and it was mentioned that there was an Excel spreadsheet that parsed out statistics io output. I found that as interesting but odd. So I started out writing out a web based parser right there in class. The core of it was finished on the plane ride home.
Richie Rump 2021

So what does Statistics Parser do?

If you run SET STATISTICS TIME,IO ON before you run a query in SSMS, you will get information back on how much data was accessed and how long it took. Things like logical reads, physical reads, CPU time and elapsed time etc.

If you are only querying one or two tables, it is easy enough to just read this in the messages window. But what about those complex stored procs or queries hitting multiple tables and views that return a very long list of outputs? The output can be long and intimidating and certainly hard to understand at a glance.

Statistics Parser is a web page which allows you to paste in the statistics time,io output from the SSMS messages tab, and it formats into neat tables showing how much IO happens for each table. It is immediately easier to read and you get a handy % column on the right hand side showing you which tables are being read the most. I find this really useful for query tuning because it lets me know where my biggest pain points are. For complex queries, which touch a lot of tables, it just makes it easy to see at a glance where you should initially focus your attention. It also shows worktable and workfile tables which serves as a handy hint that tempdb is in play.

A really handy feature is that you can open multiple browser tabs, but give each tab it’s own name. Then you can paste the output from the original query in to a tab you have named as “before” or “original”, then give a name to each tab as you try something new. e.g. “index_abc_added” or “fixed_cursors”. I like to do this when working through query tuning options against a restored copy of production. I use it for tuning CPU and reads. I quite often find that if I can make a big enough impact on the reads, the CPU will also come down.

via GIPHY

How to use Statistics Parser

Run the following query in the same SSMS window as a query you are about to troubleshoot:
1. SET STATISTICS TIME,IO ON
Run your query
Copy/paste the message from SSMS into statisticsparser.com
Click Parse button
Open more tabs as needed

Thanks Richie

Thanks for making a great tool, free and easy to use. And thanks for answering my questions.

FYI

Attendees of SQLBits 2020 can still login using their personal link and see all the recorded content so my talk is there. In it, I spend a few minutes demonstrating Statistics Parser. I’m not sure if they will make it free to everyone else in future, like they’ve done in previous years.

Featured Image

Image by Lu Lettering from Pixabay

Pool breaks to avoid burnout in IT – tsql2sday

12th January 2021 By John McCormack 2 Comments

Avoid burnout in IT

This month’s t-sql Tuesday is hosted by James McGillivray (b|t) and he says:

Breaks are critical for our mental health. Write a post about relaxation techniques, dream destinations, vacation plans or anything else relating to taking a break for your own mental health.

Covid-19 WFH burnout

When we were first locked down in our homes in 2020, due to the first wave of Coronavirus, I felt like there was not much to do other than work. Football was cancelled, my kids activities were cancelled, we couldn’t go to the pubs or restaurants. So I worked. Extra hours were available to me and I just did them, often at my desk from 8-8. I had a small spare bedroom office which suited me fine when I worked from home 1 day a week, but it wasn’t ideal for spending so much time in.

I don’t know if I reached burnout but I know I was a bit fatigued. Other than to work as it was paying the bills, I had no appetite to do much else online. Friends and family were meeting by zoom and I didn’t feel like I wanted to join in. My own blogging productivity mostly stopped. I had been wanting to create some training content and I just couldn’t face it. I had an expensive mountain bike gathering dust because I just didn’t want to go outside.

New House

Fast forward to September and we moved house. I moved to a larger house with a dedicated garage/office. I know I’m incredibly lucky to be able to do this but it also allowed me one more thing, my own pool table. I’ve wanted one forever, actually I would have loved a snooker table but I couldn’t squeeze one into the space.

white two story garage — Outside the garage

John playing pool to avoid burnout in IT — Outside the garage

My short term escape to avoid burnout in IT

When I’m taking a break, I like to knock a few balls around on the pool table. Having something to do in my own house has been a godsend with other facilities constantly being shut down to prevent the spread of covid-19. It’s great to have the option to do this at home.

Relaxation goals

I’ve made it one of my 2021 goals to take 28 days holiday in a warm climate this year. We have an extended family holiday booked for Florida at the end of June. I don’t know if this will happen but I hope it does. I’d also like to spend two other single weeks away somewhere like Tenerife. Having these planned will break up the year and motivate me to work hard the rest of the time.

My wife and son went to Tenerife last January with my sister-in-law and niece. I could have gone but we knew nothing of coronavirus at the time and I thought I would just work to bring in some money, since I was on a short term contract. I was going to take a break in March and also planned on going to London and Lingen for SQLBits and DataGrillen during the year. Missing that trip was my biggest regret of 2019 because I ended up going nowhere.

Even if you can’t go anywhere, it’s still worth taking time off work to help avoid burnout in IT. I just hope this year that I do get to enjoy some sunshine with my family and friends.

PowerShell Splatting – What was wrong with backticks?

8th December 2020 By John McCormack Leave a Comment

T-SQL Tuesday

This month’s T-SQL Tuesday is hosted by Lisa Griffin Bohm. (b|t). Lisa asks “This month, I’d like those of you who have presented, or written a presentation, to share something technical THAT DID NOT RELATE to the topic of the presentation, that you’ve learned in writing or giving the presentation.” I’m going to write about how I came across PowerShell Splatting and how it made me better at PowerShell, despite presenting on a cloud topic.

Powershell splatting

At DataScotland 2019, I did a presentation on AWS RDS for SQL Server. The technical content was about how RDS works, what you can do with it, and how to provision it etc. As part of my demos, I decided to use AWS PowerShell commands. When I had made this presentation at previous events, I had used AWS CLI so I had to update my code examples. I’m ok with PowerShell, but I’m not an expert. I just wanted to show that were were multiple ways to interface with AWS.

My code was full of backticks. You could say I was daft about backticks. I loved them and thought they made my PowerShell code readable because they stopped the lines from running off the monitor. Someone asked me why I don’t use PowerShell splatting? “Whatting” I asked? I had never heard of splatting.

At the break, I spoke to a couple of people who were more experienced in PowerShell than me. They advised that PowerShell splatting was the way to go for large commands because they make the code more readable. More readable was definitely something I was interested in so I decided to go away and learn about splatting, and update my code for future events.

So what is PowerShell Splatting?

Rather than passing a long list of parameters into commands, you can create a variable in advance to hold these values. The variable is an array or a hash table and includes as many parameters as you need. If you need to pass in parameter names and values, use a hash table. If you just need to pass in a list of parameter values, you should use an array. Then, when you run the command, you simply pass in the hash table parameter instead of all the individual parameters.

Example command before splatting

New-RDSDBInstance -dbinstanceidentifier "datascotland-posh" -region "eu-central-1" -VpcSecurityGroupId "sg-00a1234g567c3d4ab" `
    -allocatedstorage 20 -dbinstanceclass "db.t2.micro" -engine "sqlserver-ex" `
    -masterusername "rds_name" -masteruserpassword "secure_pw_here" -availabilityzone "eu-central-1a" `
    -port 50000 -engineversion "14.00.3049.1.v1"

Example command after splatting

$HashArguments = @{
dbinstanceidentifier= "datascotland-posh"
region = "eu-central-1"
VpcSecurityGroupId = "sg-00a1234g567c3d4ab"
allocatedstorage = 20
dbinstanceclass = "db.t2.micro"
engine = "sqlserver-ex"
masterusername = "rds_name"
masteruserpassword = "secure_pw_here"
availabilityzone = "eu-central-1a"
port = 50000
engineversion = "14.00.3049.1.v1"
}
New-RDSDBInstance @HashArguments

At a glance

As you can see, the 2nd example which uses splatting is easier to read and you can pick out the value of each parameter at a quick glance. It was worth learning to make my code more readable and improve my overall PowerShell knowledge.

“Writing this post has just made me realise that I should update my RDS course ↙ as the examples in it don’t use splatting. 🤦‍♂️”

SQL Server on Amazon RDS (Free Course)