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T-SQL STUFF – Taking it to the limit

11th April 2023 By John McCormack 3 Comments

I don’t often go down code based rabbit holes, its just not what I do day to day but a while back, someone asked on twitter’s #sqlhelp hashtag if there was a character length limit to the STUFF function. The documentation didn’t have an answer. For that reason only, I decided to take a look. By some coincidence this month on behalf of T-SQL Tuesday, Reitse Eskens (b|t) asks:

“What are your most fun script, procedures or statements that you’ve written”

T-SQL Tuesday #161 Invitation. Having fun with T-SQL

So, I thought I’d share my code. Spoiler alert I ran it up to 50 million characters on my laptop and it kept working but it started to take a long time (4H, 28 minutes). Going up to these limits is not your day to day typical use of the function, it’s quite unusual and not really a production scenario. I’m not sure this code serves any useful purpose but by sharing, it saves it sitting smugly in my “SillyStuff” folder doing nothing.

What is the point of the STUFF function

There’s no point in me paraphrasing, here is Microsoft’s own explanation: The STUFF function inserts a string into another string. It deletes a specified length of characters in the first string at the start position and then inserts the second string into the first string at the start position.

So in my example where I am trying to stuff text into 50 million character long strings, it’s a mostly pointless exercise in terms of reality. A good use case might include obfuscating something sensitive like PII data, formatting dates and times with non standard characters or simply inserting a string at a specific place within another string.

The Code

/*
	This came about after @PamelaMooney tweeted: #SQLHelp Is anyone aware of a character length on the STUFF function?
	I still don't have a definitive answer but I can get it working up to 50 million characters. If you are stuffing beyond that, good luck to you.
*/

DECLARE @var NVARCHAR(MAX) = N''
DECLARE @counter int = 0
WHILE @counter < 200001
BEGIN
SET @var += '500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv500 characters pqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv'

SET @counter +=1
END
SELECT STUFF(@var, 5, 1, ' Still works! ')
SELECT LEN(@var)

I’m going to leave it there for now, its a waste of CPU cycles if I keep trying to break it. If anyone wants to push this to the limit, please feel free to let me know the results in the comments. I hope it was a fun read, back when I hosted T-SQL Tuesday, I asked about snippets of useful code. Although this is not so useful, it’s the type of topic I like to see offered.

T-SQL Tuesday #143 Wrap Up

19th October 2021 By John McCormack 2 Comments

What an honour it was to host T-SQL Tuesday this month and I received some really great submissions. This wrap up post aims to give a quick insight into each of them in the hope that more members of the SQL Family can find some time to click on them and learn more. I counted 22 posts including my own which was a great response. If you missed the original invite, you can find the link below.

T-SQL Tuesday #143 – Short code examples

I learned so much by hosting this and made sure I gave due care to reading every post. It was also a lot of fun and allowed me to interact with people in the community that I haven’t met before. If you haven’t hosted T-SQL Tuesday before, please contact Steve Jones as we are always looking for new hosts.

Wrap Up

Rob Farley – Short and to the point like I asked for, Rob details a quick way to find objects. And he was happy to clear up for the reader that I didn’t mean GOTO as in the old BASIC syntax you could run on your commodore 64. (For me it was an Amstrad CPC464)
http://blogs.lobsterpot.com.au/2021/10/12/go-to-scripts/

Koen Verbeek – Koen shows us numbers tables, tally tables and a dates table. These are really useful constructs for allowing your queries to go “set based”. Essential reading for anyone who cares about performance. https://sqlkover.com/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Aaron Bertrand – Aaron shows us how he “bulletproofs” his answers for dba.stackexchange and Stack Overflow. db<>fiddle was new to me. I love some of Aaron’s demo database names like [master (Restoring…)]. I ran the create command on my test instance and had to drop the DB right away as it was giving me the chills.
https://sqlblog.org/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-worst-metadata

Deborah Melkin – Deborah shows us a really useful debugging trick when creating stored procedures that use dynamic sql. Many of us have been lost in dynamic sql at some point, and this snippet is great at helping you see where you are.
https://debthedba.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Kenneth Fisher – Kenneth shares a compendium of previous posts which all require some serious reading. My favourite was “all jobs that ran during a given time frame”
https://sqlstudies.com/2021/10/12/code-examples-t-sql-tuesday-143/

Jeff Hill – Jeff shared 4 great PowerShell snippets. True to this month’s request, they are short and incredibly useful. Want to know what version of Windows you are running on your Server or when it was last rebooted, look no further.
https://sqladm.in/posts/tsql-tuesday-143/

Chad Baldwin – Chad is a newcomer to T-SQL Tuesday and chipped in with a stellar first post. I must admit, I’ve never given much thought to how to format a result set as I’ll usually do it in the client, but when you need to; it is possible as Chad shows. But that’s only the start. There’s too much to discuss in this digest as he also covers tally tables, random numbers and overcoming the divide by 0 problem. Did I mention he also covers docker, monitoring/filtering log files and setting aliases. Cap doffed.
https://chadbaldwin.net/2021/10/12/tsql-tuesday-short-code.html

Andy Yun – Random numbers, random delays (I wonder if Scotrail use this script) and random strings. Thanks Andy for a great post. There are great scripts on their own and for building into more complex ones.
https://sqlbek.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-random-fun/

Kevin Chant – Kevin discusses just how to get the most out Glenn Berry’s diagnostic scripts, specifically in relation to missing indexes. He also shows a create table syntax and highlights how effective it has been for him in his training sessions around Dev Ops.
https://www.kevinrchant.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-two-of-my-personal-go-to-scripts/

Andy Mallon – Andy stores all of his useful scripts in a DBA database. It’s a popular approach and I was hoping someone would mention this. Andy goes beyond this though and has converted a lot of scripts into Stored Procedures. Whilst having a local scripts folder is great; if you can put your code into a stored procedure in a database which you deploy to all the servers you manage, there is no need to panic and find the scripts when the pressure is on. I must admit I love this approach and I’ll be downloading Andy’s database to look further into it.
https://am2.co/2021/10/t-sql-tuesday-143-my-favorite-short-scripts/

Jason Brimhall – Jason talks about all things endpoints here and I found the code examples so handy. I’ve already used them. Not only can you use them to validate your endpoints, but you can also use them to fix some issues as well. On a personal note, just what I needed.
http s ://bit.ly/3lAOMmF

Tom Zika – Tom shares loads of useful snippets including regex and t-sql. Wow – one regex snippet shows us how to find table variable declarations and turn them into temp tables. You could make a killing selling this one trick to consultants. Tom also shares a mega handy way to check permissions using impersonation as well as a great method to find referencing objects.
https://straightforwardsql.com/posts/short-code-examples/

Mikey Bronowski – Mikey shows us a handy way to execute multiple queries including dynamic ones and also tells us about agent_datetime() function. I have to admit I’ve never used that function but it looks so useful for when you are interrogating those msdb agent job tables. I will definitely be adding it my list. Finally, he shares a useful query for pulling back table data with his added enhancement (however a nice little plug for DBATools hints he now has a better way of approaching this).
https://bronowski.it/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Todd Kleinhans – Todd focuses on Python and he is the only person to do so. I won’t give away his one liner but it’s just the sort of thing I was looking for. Are you feeling Zen?
https://toddkleinhans.wordpress.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-import-this/

Mala Mahadevan – Mala shares some top class queries for interrogating query store. Query store has so much useful data that knowing how to get started querying it will be a big win for some.
https://curiousaboutdata.com/2021/10/12/tsql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Chad Callihan – Chad mentioned 3 handy t-sql snippets and then shared a gem for keeping Brent Ozar’s First Responder Kit up to date. (Hint he uses DBATools). DBATools and FRK are amongst the most essential free tools for any DBA and beyond. If you run anything like sp_blitz or sp_blitzcache, it’s worth keeping it up to date and this method shows how to do it in only a few lines of code.
https://callihandata.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-handy-short-scripts/

Deepthi Goguri – Deepthi shares some of the best of the rest by highlighting some of her favourite community scripts. From help with migrations to troubleshooting replication, it just goes to show that there’s no need to reinvent the wheel when there’s a perfectly good script out there that meets your needs.
https://dbanuggets.com/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

Steve Jones – Did you know that you could get a tally table with just 4 key strokes? Steve shows you how, leveraging on the power of SQL Prompt by Redgate. This is taking snippets to a new level.
https://voiceofthedba.com/2021/10/13/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code/

Jess Pomfret – Aloha to Jess who squeezes her entry in on time due to the Hawaiian time loophole. Want to find out if certain accounts are local admins on remote servers? Jess shares a quick and efficient method for finding this out. Being Jess, of course she is using PowerShell to make her life easier. I for one will be stealing this.
https://jesspomfret.com/t-sql-tuesday-143/

Eitan Blumin – Eitan takes the opportunity to link to some of his past blog posts which are full of useful code however he doesn’t stop there. With a new entry for T-SQL Tuesday, Eitan shows us how to move database files to a new location in Always On Availability Groups without breaking HADR. Ok at 374 lines, it’s a bit more than a snippet but it’s really great code so we’ll let that one slide.
https://eitanblumin.com/2021/10/13/t-sql-tuesday-143-powershell-move-db-files-alwayson-availability-groups/

Shane O’Neill – Shane also mentions agent_datetime(). It’s a cool function for converting the very user unfriendly ms format that we see in msdb tables. Shane points out it might not be the most efficient function however when you don’t have much data to bring back, it’s much quicker than rewriting the thing. Shane being Shane (Big Powershell fan) also points out a few great PowerShell commands for formatting and sorting and shows how they can be used in conjunction with other commands that yield really useful results.
https://nocolumnname.blog/2021/10/12/t-sql-tuesday-143-short-code-examples/

P.S. I’ve taken every bit of care to check my comments and on twitter but if I have missed your post, please let me know and I’ll include it immediately.

T-SQL Tuesday #143 – Short code examples

4th October 2021 By John McCormack 28 Comments

T-SQL Tuesday this month is going back to basics and its all about code. I’d like to know “What are your go to handy short scripts”?

What are those little short bits of code that you can’t live without? I’m talking about little snippets that are only a few lines, that you may even have memorised. It could be T-SQL, PowerShell, Python or anything else you use day to day.

e.g. I manage a lot of SQL agent jobs. Quite often, I need to find out which job has a certain t-sql string in the command so I’ll run:

SELECT * from msdb..sysjobs sj 
JOIN msdb..sysjobsteps sjs 
on sj.job_id = sjs.job_id 
where sjs.command like 'backup log%'

Of course, there are many other ways to find this out including DBATools commands but sometime I just revert to memory for convenience.

Another one I like is to get the estimated completion rate of a backup or restore. Now there are better scripts than this but sometimes, nothing beats getting a quick estimation back from a couple of lines of memorised t-sql.

SELECT percent_complete pc,*
FROM sys.dm_exec_requests
order by pc desc

My invitation to you for this month’s #tsql2sday is…

I would like you to share with the community what your go to script snippets are and why you find them useful. By sharing these, you will undoubtedly be helping someone who hasn’t thought of doing it that way, and hopefully you’ll pick up some handy hints as well.

Any language is fine, not just t-sql
Please share as many as you wish
Perhaps you never do this and always work off saved scripts or convert your snippets to stored procedures? Tell us why this works for you.

*** The Rules ***

Your post must be published on Tuesday, October 12th 2021 (in any time zone).
Include the T-SQL Tuesday Logo and make it link to this invitation post.
Please add a comment to this post with a link to your own so I know where to find it.
Please tweet about your post using the #tsql2sday hashtag.

Thanks for taking part
John

PowerShell Splatting – What was wrong with backticks?

8th December 2020 By John McCormack Leave a Comment

T-SQL Tuesday

This month’s T-SQL Tuesday is hosted by Lisa Griffin Bohm. (b|t). Lisa asks “This month, I’d like those of you who have presented, or written a presentation, to share something technical THAT DID NOT RELATE to the topic of the presentation, that you’ve learned in writing or giving the presentation.” I’m going to write about how I came across PowerShell Splatting and how it made me better at PowerShell, despite presenting on a cloud topic.

Powershell splatting

At DataScotland 2019, I did a presentation on AWS RDS for SQL Server. The technical content was about how RDS works, what you can do with it, and how to provision it etc. As part of my demos, I decided to use AWS PowerShell commands. When I had made this presentation at previous events, I had used AWS CLI so I had to update my code examples. I’m ok with PowerShell, but I’m not an expert. I just wanted to show that were were multiple ways to interface with AWS.

My code was full of backticks. You could say I was daft about backticks. I loved them and thought they made my PowerShell code readable because they stopped the lines from running off the monitor. Someone asked me why I don’t use PowerShell splatting? “Whatting” I asked? I had never heard of splatting.

At the break, I spoke to a couple of people who were more experienced in PowerShell than me. They advised that PowerShell splatting was the way to go for large commands because they make the code more readable. More readable was definitely something I was interested in so I decided to go away and learn about splatting, and update my code for future events.

So what is PowerShell Splatting?

Rather than passing a long list of parameters into commands, you can create a variable in advance to hold these values. The variable is an array or a hash table and includes as many parameters as you need. If you need to pass in parameter names and values, use a hash table. If you just need to pass in a list of parameter values, you should use an array. Then, when you run the command, you simply pass in the hash table parameter instead of all the individual parameters.

Example command before splatting

New-RDSDBInstance -dbinstanceidentifier "datascotland-posh" -region "eu-central-1" -VpcSecurityGroupId "sg-00a1234g567c3d4ab" `
    -allocatedstorage 20 -dbinstanceclass "db.t2.micro" -engine "sqlserver-ex" `
    -masterusername "rds_name" -masteruserpassword "secure_pw_here" -availabilityzone "eu-central-1a" `
    -port 50000 -engineversion "14.00.3049.1.v1"

Example command after splatting

$HashArguments = @{
dbinstanceidentifier= "datascotland-posh"
region = "eu-central-1"
VpcSecurityGroupId = "sg-00a1234g567c3d4ab"
allocatedstorage = 20
dbinstanceclass = "db.t2.micro"
engine = "sqlserver-ex"
masterusername = "rds_name"
masteruserpassword = "secure_pw_here"
availabilityzone = "eu-central-1a"
port = 50000
engineversion = "14.00.3049.1.v1"
}
New-RDSDBInstance @HashArguments

At a glance

As you can see, the 2nd example which uses splatting is easier to read and you can pick out the value of each parameter at a quick glance. It was worth learning to make my code more readable and improve my overall PowerShell knowledge.

“Writing this post has just made me realise that I should update my RDS course ↙ as the examples in it don’t use splatting. 🤦‍♂️”

SQL Server on Amazon RDS (Free Course)

What is an availability group listener – An analogy

13th October 2020 By John McCormack Leave a Comment

This post is part of the October 2020 edition of #tsql2sday. Thanks to Rob Volk for hosting (blog|twitter) and for coming up with a great topic. “Data Analogies, or: Explain Databases Like I’m Five!” I genuinely can’t wait to read some of the responses. I think it’s going to be a very educational series of posts. I’ve chosen to explain how an availability group listener works by using an analogy.

What is an availability group listener – An Analogy

Let’s say you run a business and have multiple phone numbers. You may have an office number, a mobile number and a fancy 0800 number to give your business the impression of being much bigger, like your national competitors. You put the 0800 number on your van, website, all of your advertising and your business cards. You’re not actually a national scale business though and you don’t have a receptionist to handle the calls into your 0800 number. So what happens to those calls?

They are routed through to your preferred number, usually your office number, but you can change it to your mobile number when you are out of office. You could even set a preference for it to try to route the call to your office first, then try your mobile phone if the office is unavailable. Customers that have your mobile number or office number can still call you directly on those but they will not be rerouted if either of those phones are unavailable. If you change your mobile number, you can just update the routing to use your new number and the customer is unaware of the change.

What is an availability group listener – A slightly (but not much) deeper dive

What’s in a name

Like the analogy above, the AG listener uses an address that can route SQL Server connections to a primary or secondary replica within an availability group. It includes a DNS name which is unique within a domain, an IP address or several, and a listener port designation.

Connections to SQL Server where availability groups are in use should use the listener name instead of the server name. This means that if any replica in the AG is unavailable, connections will just be routed to the available replicas, meaning no loss of service to the client. You can utilise your SQL Server resources more evenly if using a listener because there is an option to direct certain connections to a readable secondary replica. You can also offset backups to secondary replicas. All of this spreads the load more evenly across available replicas. If you just route everything through the primary, it can be overworked whilst your secondary replicas are doing next to nothing. The secondary replicas still need to be fully licensed so it is a shame, and a waste of money for them to sit by idly.

Port

If you’re looking for simplicity, you should designate the listener port as 1433, as no specific port declaration is required in the connection string. However, if you need to, you can designate a different port, but must include it in your connection string.

Seemless

If your primary replica becomes unavailable and you have automatic failover enabled, it means that your old secondary replica can switch seemlessly to becoming the new primary. No new connections will notice a thing.

Spread the load

If you have more than one secondary, you can spread the load across a set of readable secondaries. This means that all replicas are taking a share of the workload. Prior to SQL Server 2016, only one preferred replica would receive all of the of the read intent traffic.

Thanks again to Rob for coming up with an innovative topic.

John

If you liked this post, why not read:

Test read intent connections to an AG Listener